Happy Salmon is a simple, ultra-fast, very silly card game.
There are no turns. Players call out the action shown on their cards as fast as they can. When two players have a match, they celebrate by performing the action. Actions include the classic «High 5», the unifying «Pound It», the frantic «Switcheroo», and the delightful and bizarre «Happy Salmon».
Each time a player celebrates a match, they quickly discard a card. The first person to get rid of all their cards wins.